Oh!
Who's there? A townsperson?
What are you doing so deep into the mountains?
What?
"Forget about that, why aren't you doing that someplace more private?" you say?
What do you mean? This is just a bodily function. There's no reason to hide it.
..."It's embarrassing"?
Why would you be embarrassed about this?
Wow, you're such a weirdo...
PISSSSSSSS
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