Anonymous commented at 2010-01-27 17:45:35 » #213525

Awwww... Someone's gonna need a big ole hug after this 30k mile checkup. Poor thing.

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bigb commented at 2010-01-27 18:00:31 » #213532

ok let me total it up fer ya mack, you'r alignment's shot you got a short in the transmission and you need to have dis thing smog-checked.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-03-27 16:15:41 » #670635

Scrap her?! Are you crazy?! She's like a daughter to me! You fix her up, and spare no expense. If I find even one line of code missing from her pretty little head, you'll have hell to pay!

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Anonymous commented at 2013-09-09 18:46:34 » #1396165

"Uhh, sir, this is what ISN'T broken."
"WHAT!"
"Sir, in order for this to get covered by warranty we will need to know what happened so we know if it was our craftsmanship, or user error"
"Uhh... right, what happened..."
"Sir?"
"I will tell you what happened, riiiiiiiigggghhht now, yes, right now."
"Ok, do go on."
"So what happened was, uh, what happened?"
"Sir, this won't be covered."
"Didn't think so..."

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