rodeocat commented at 2023-02-05 11:01:57 » #2781462

On my work bench, Morty. -Are you invisible and you're gonna, like, fart on me? _Flip the pickle over. -What, I'm gonna touch it, and you're gonna tell me it's an alien dick or something. _Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. _I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal: I'm a pickle. What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! -And? _"And"? What more do you want tacked on to this? I turned myself into a pickle, and 9/11 was an inside job? -Was it? _Who cares, Morty? Global acts of terrorism happen every day. Uh, here's something that's never happened before: I'm a pickle. I'm Pickle Rick!

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