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Anonymous commented at 2019-02-26 22:27:23 » #2341830
that is what happens when you fuck standing up
its actually not as painful as it looks
it happens when you try to be a bad ass and pick your girl up and fuck holding her up
but heavy weighted calisthenics suck and you're dehydrated so you:
A. stand her back up and awkwardly shuffle to a couch with your dick still in (pull out now your dick will get cold and nobody wants that)
B. carry ya girl to the closest surface before you cramp and pull a hammy (grit through the pain and set her down gently , explaining to the police that you accidentally power bombed your bitch through a table usually doesn't work)
D. drop her (she will be pissed)
"A" and "B" you get to keep fucking, "D" if she still lets you fuck youre gonna pay for it later
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that is what happens when you fuck standing up
its actually not as painful as it looks
it happens when you try to be a bad ass and pick your girl up and fuck holding her up
but heavy weighted calisthenics suck and you're dehydrated so you:
A. stand her back up and awkwardly shuffle to a couch with your dick still in (pull out now your dick will get cold and nobody wants that)
B. carry ya girl to the closest surface before you cramp and pull a hammy (grit through the pain and set her down gently , explaining to the police that you accidentally power bombed your bitch through a table usually doesn't work)
D. drop her (she will be pissed)
"A" and "B" you get to keep fucking, "D" if she still lets you fuck youre gonna pay for it later
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