ShiftKey commented at 2017-01-22 09:43:34 » #2085465

Bitch, I died multiple times from drowning, quicksand, lava, falling off of a floating island, and being beaten up by turtles, bombs, mushrooms and other weird monsters. Cake ain't worth shit at this point.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-01-22 21:04:14 » #2085727

Cake? CAKE!? BITCH I WANT THAT PUSSY!

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Anonymous commented at 2017-01-26 18:25:38 » #2087514

Don't forget getting caught under that ice platform and HAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAAHAHAHAAAAdead.

THIS PISSES ME OFF, I'M GONNA FUCK THIS BITCH!

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Anonymous commented at 2017-01-30 16:42:34 » #2089435

I guess Mario really wanted Peach's "cake"

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Lethgorias commented at 2017-02-10 15:18:29 » #2094813

Mario knows the cake is a lie.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-02-19 16:47:39 » #2099398

censored? god we need a solution about this really give me visual cancer that.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-03-02 04:28:04 » #2104245

in the end he only wanted a pie not a cake, and that's what he got in the end, a nice Creampie

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DarkFrost13 commented at 2017-10-10 20:17:55 » #2174280

Mario: Fuck cake! I want some Peach Pie Bitch!

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Anonymous commented at 2017-11-29 05:36:16 » #2188107

Mario wants something sweeter than cake.

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ihaetschool commented at 2023-02-09 13:35:10 » #2782387

"all of those-a kaizo blocks and-a shell junps and-a garbage gameplay and THIS is my reward-a?"

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