I'm often asked how I get along with my younger sister.
The truth is, I've got not one, but 4 younger sisters. And all of them are very strange.
- Yo, sis! Will you be my company today?
- Go fuck yourself!
- With pleasure!
Hangs out with Marisa a lot.
Sakuya claims they are going out.
She pisses me off.
Sakuya has turned her into a proper death machine. I mean, it's best to not eat her borshch.
Mother couldn't manage taking care of 4 kids. For this reason one sister was left in the care of the maids.
This Flandre has grown up to be a real slut/bitch.
Men fall for her petite looks, but the morning after a wild night they fall prey to her, or discover the disappearance of the wallet.
This Flan used to be normal, until Patchouli Knowledge settled down here with us.
The young and far too curious mind couldn't take the colossal stream of information from that individual. Currently, she is undergoing rehabilitation. We keep her in the basement, away from the eye of general public. But sometimes she gets too riled up and drowns any passerby in her emotions. In the heat of the moment, she might even end someone.
- Rem-chan, Rem-chan! The squaring of the circle equals infinity. Rem-chan! Tell them, come on, tell them!
- Oh God, Sakuya, who has let her out of the basement?!
- Pi equals 4, tell them, before it's too late!
Yes, my sisters are quite strange, even dangerous. But they are my family and I love them the way they are and they love me. This is how we live... Four insane sisters and their older ̶f̶̶l̶̶a̶̶t̶ sister.
- Sis is so cute in her pajamas!
Unbelievable, but this boob monster is my younger sister. Mother didn't have enough milk for all four, so this one was fed some artificial baby formula. Hormone overdose caused her height and bust size to explode at a young age. Actually, all sisters are developed beyond their actual age. But this one is a mutant! Oh mother, why did I have to turn out just like you?
Terribly absent-minded. Keeps forgetting what side the bow is supposed to go on. Her mind is always somewhere in the clouds. She's got a bit more brains than a sprite/pixy/fairy, so she takes upon the duties of a maid, under Sakuya's management.
- Hey Flan, where are my croissants?
- Oh? Yes, sorry mistress, I'll get them right away.
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