Anonymous commented at 2016-04-08 18:53:43 » #1929566

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I didn't even know that took those! When did they!? OMG the time that I woke up in the Nurses office with a headache and my pants were down!
WHAT HAPPENED!?

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-08 21:53:09 » #1929643

Then I guess this means you wont scream bloody murder once I cram it in your asshole, right? :D

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-09 07:36:04 » #1929837

I really doubt that any country, not even north korea, is actually measuring the size of their students dicks.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-09 17:46:35 » #1930167

You know, if you were more of a slut than a bitch, you could have found this out in your bedroom rather than sneaking into the nurse's office. Shows the lack of a sex life you have. Don't go mocking the small ones when you can't even get the big ones.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-09 22:49:37 » #1930290

Oh, that? Well the thing with my penis is that it has a tendency to shrink and shrivel up whenever you appear within the vicinity.

I call it my 'Bitch Detector'.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-10 00:53:45 » #1930352

Bitch, why the fuck you lyin'?

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pornaddict1 commented at 2016-04-10 11:11:50 » #1930573

It's a grower, not a shower.

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SecretHentaiBoy commented at 2016-07-12 18:33:28 » #1985184

To be honest, I wish I had a smaller dick. I'm sick of hearing women complain that I hurt them with mine. Seriously, I'm not into that BDSM pain shit, so it's weird that I have to go so slow so they can get use to it. :/

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Anonymous commented at 2016-07-12 18:34:17 » #1985185

It may be small but it will still make you scream.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-06-13 22:23:10 » #2139148

oh please make fun of it master <3

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