Anonymous commented at 2016-03-02 21:59:26 » #1908517

I'm pretty jealous of those monkeys..

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Anonymous commented at 2016-03-05 16:41:00 » #1910048

I guess her jimmies are being rustled.

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genshi commented at 2016-05-13 15:42:32 » #1949506

The transcription for the interested. Note that the original is written mostly in the kana, I made it into the kanji for easier translation.
Only in the first sentence is something I have no clue about.

〇月Ｘ日
今日はおりんとお空と一緒にお姉ちゃんに会いにどうぶっつ園にいきました。
ゴリラの檻へ行くお姉ちゃんは丁とゴリラさんと交尾しているところでした。
私たちに気付いたお姉ちゃんは今日にウホウホ言うのをやめてけど、急いで檻の奥へ行こうとしていたけど、
直ぐにゴリラさん捕まって結局ゴリラさんたちと代わり万古でずっと交尾していました。

飼育員さんの説明では、
檻にはお姉ちゃんしかメスがいないので一日中交尾するそうです！

大っきいゴリラさんたちに沢山交尾されてお姉ちゃんは痛くない心配だったけど、
お姉ちゃんもゴリラさん見たいウホウホ言いながらおちんちんから精液ビュービュー出してたのできっと気持ちいいんだと思って安心しました。
またお姉ちゃんを見にどっぶつ園に行きたい思いました。

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keita-kuhn commented at 2016-05-16 23:21:44 » #1951608

>"Large penises of the gorillas"
Goddammit, they have permanently flaccid dicks that often get torn when they have sex with females, because the females cram it inas hard as they can

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Anonymous commented at 2016-05-16 23:34:51 » #1951611

who said anything about gorillas having large penises?

also they're not permanently flaccid, they're just small compared to other primates - like 3cm erect.

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fiftyshadesofnico commented at 2016-07-30 01:16:20 » #1994886

My boy HARAMBE.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-08-31 11:05:47 » #2012048

Not 'the sky', it is Okuu.

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Monkeyboy commented at 2016-12-18 11:49:28 » #2066779

Fun fact, a lot of women actually fantasise about having sex with male silver-back gorillas. Thing is, they don't know their penis is like your pinky finger in length and girth.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-04-07 04:25:07 » #2116640

dicks out for harambe DONE RIGHT!

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JadeCrush commented at 2022-10-20 12:41:27 » #2758623

Yea if the dicks were bigger i would fly to where they were asap lol so agreed with @monkeyboy

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