Anonymous commented at 2016-01-23 17:33:26 » #1887876

Ride the dragon!

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Anonymous commented at 2016-01-23 22:11:03 » #1887978

When a dragon can't find a cave, it'll make one.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-01-23 23:20:15 » #1887994

In Soviet Russia, dragon rides you!

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baldrick commented at 2016-01-24 10:19:22 » #1888228

Once word got out that the virgins were being offered for a different kind of sacrifice, the village girls started lining up and volunteering.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-03-10 17:28:48 » #1913112

Smaug doesn't need world domination, he'll dominate the girls one by one

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-16 10:23:45 » #1933955

The dragon has kidnapped the princess, and now she doesn't want to be saved.

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Anonymous commented at 2017-03-14 18:00:27 » #2109036

There is a very good reason why girls kidnapped by dragons don't even attempt to escape

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Dero_Weiss commented at 2019-01-26 00:30:56 » #2327741

"Mmmooouuuuuh!"

^^ :p

This is actually quite nice. ????

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Legaloli commented at 2020-04-19 19:46:03 » #2515784

When the female bard hits a crit nat 20 and seduces the Red Dragon^

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OliverKlozov commented at 2020-05-04 01:23:33 » #2522008

I am envious of that dragon. The Dragonborn race would flourish, if that were me.

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