When insertion is detected, aphrodisiac-laced lubricant is injected and the piston begins to move, slow at first but with increasing violence.
O Ancestors! Defend your Ancestors! How-Long-Can-You-Last Championship!
O Ancestors! Defend your Virginity! How-Long-Can-You-Last Championship!
“Well then--this year marks the seventh ‘Endurance-Clinging World Championship’. Only one person can take the crown…the last woman standing is the only one who gets to keep her chastity. The wart-like bumps they are clinging to are already covered with sloppy juices—which of these 50 challengers* will successfully defend her virginity to the last?!”
(Participation was compulsory)
Providing the usual commentary is the Chairman of the “Turning-New-Things-Into-Used-Goods Admiration Society”, Doeshuuda Shimotane Goro-San. It is wonderful to have you here.”
“My pleasure.”
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Anonymous commented at 2016-02-14 09:11:43 » #1899731
any chance for this one to be translated
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Anonymous commented at 2016-02-28 13:47:41 » #1906780
Went and translated to the best of my abilities. The Chairman's name is a best guess and I'm not sure what the Defend Your Ancestors thing is about, but eh. It ain't Shakespeare.
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Anonymous commented at 2016-03-04 00:19:29 » #1909185
The words that was used could also mean The Original
So it probably meant something more like
The Original! Defend your virginity!
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Anonymous commented at 2016-03-12 20:53:45 » #1914356
That makes a lot more sense.
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