Monkeyboy commented at 2015-09-07 16:52:31 » #1809607

Would love to reach down THAT cookie jar. Mmm-mm!

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Anonymous commented at 2015-09-10 17:06:10 » #1811298

A women with 7 kids would have to have massive mammary glands to feed all those starving bastards. And damn are those Koopa kids lucky.

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Anonymous commented at 2015-09-10 17:08:11 » #1811301

The Koopalings aren't even Bowser's kids so why would they be Peach's?

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leejunne commented at 2015-09-10 17:09:30 » #1811303

And Bowser Jr.'s mother doesn't even have breasts at all!

...this is probably the weirdest joke Nintendo's ever told.

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Anonymous commented at 2015-09-10 17:37:35 » #1811317

Well, shit.

Still, if it means more tits, I'll take it!

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Anonymous commented at 2015-09-10 17:44:09 » #1811322

"I ate lots of mushrooms when I was your age."

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Anonymous commented at 2015-09-10 20:21:14 » #1811398

It's simple, Anons 1 and 2: in the Mario universe, the stork brings babies to married couples. That's the premise of Yoshi's Island - Mario gets dropped on the way to his parents.

So because Peach and Bowser spend so much time together, the stork assumed they were a couple and brought them some kids.

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BigStudBen commented at 2015-09-10 20:35:25 » #1811407

Mario has been eating Mushrooms before it was cool...

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