jedi1357 commented at 2012-10-26 18:42:58 » #1189805

This old frog lost his pad
Cirno made him hopping mad
Now he needs to find himself another home
But first he must find a loan

Patricia at the bank
Knows that Cirno likes to prank
"You're the ⑨'th new customer that we've had today.
Come, let's get you squared away."

"Insurance not enough
And I have lost all my stuff.
For collateral I have only this Hummel.
Not much but I thought it 'swell'."

Mrs. Whack gave it back
Face-palming with a loud smack
"I want you to please pay some attention this time.
Can someone you know co-sign?"

"My father Mick Jagger.
Ask your boss 'cause he knows her."
So she went out back to consult Miss Moriya
If she knew this frog's papa

"That bat-shit crazy toad!
Damn, this job is getting old.
With only a "Hummel" whatever that may be.
Should we give this frog money?"

"This old frog lost his pad
And gave to you all he had.
It's a knick-knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.
His old man's a Rolling Stone!"

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