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DansTheLoveGame commented at 2010-12-08 14:12:31 » #536611
Do I even want to know what's going on here?
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Do I even want to know what's going on here?
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Anonymous commented at 2013-01-06 03:55:42 » #1239885
"Watson ... what, what the devil?" stammered Holmes. A first for him, misspeaking like that.
"Delusional," I said, mopping my forehead. "Completely devoted - destructively so - to that existence she labeled 'Mii-kun'. She saw infidelity in him - "
"No, let me continue," said Holmes, recovered. "The poor, crazed girl so desperately desired a monopoly on him that she murdered him. She then - "
"Dismembered his corpse a little carelessly, leaving a little trail of arrows - "
"Of blood," blurted Holmes.
" - of blood for us to trace back to her, here, cuddling on her couch with this perverse stand-in which will never betray her."
Holmes sighed shallowly (nothing fazed him any more).
"Well, Watson. I say it's time we washed our hands of the matter. If those buggers in police-suits aren't busy fapping, they should be down soon. Even they can't ignore this," he gestured to the deranged girl, deaf to our exchange, still making love to that mannequin with only a name tag and a school uniform on it.
Our carriage was quiet. The case had undoubtedly reminded Holmes of another thrilling tale to recount to me.
"Watson," he said (I dug in my pockets for my notes and a pen), "Have I ever told you about The Tragic Case of Gasai Yuno?"
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"Watson ... what, what the devil?" stammered Holmes. A first for him, misspeaking like that.
"Delusional," I said, mopping my forehead. "Completely devoted - destructively so - to that existence she labeled 'Mii-kun'. She saw infidelity in him - "
"No, let me continue," said Holmes, recovered. "The poor, crazed girl so desperately desired a monopoly on him that she murdered him. She then - "
"Dismembered his corpse a little carelessly, leaving a little trail of arrows - "
"Of blood," blurted Holmes.
" - of blood for us to trace back to her, here, cuddling on her couch with this perverse stand-in which will never betray her."
Holmes sighed shallowly (nothing fazed him any more).
"Well, Watson. I say it's time we washed our hands of the matter. If those buggers in police-suits aren't busy fapping, they should be down soon. Even they can't ignore this," he gestured to the deranged girl, deaf to our exchange, still making love to that mannequin with only a name tag and a school uniform on it.
Our carriage was quiet. The case had undoubtedly reminded Holmes of another thrilling tale to recount to me.
"Watson," he said (I dug in my pockets for my notes and a pen), "Have I ever told you about The Tragic Case of Gasai Yuno?"
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