That suspicious book the Captain's got hidden away... is that what she's talking about?
That last problem was a little too much information, to be honest.
With that in mind, why would anyone be envious of the large-chested...?
To say nothing of all the porn people draw of you...
They make you look fat... it's a pain to find clothes that fit them...
They make your shoulders stiff... You have to take care or they'll start to sag...
Having large breasts has its disadvantages, you know.
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