Stinger44 commented at 2010-09-03 19:28:05 » #424470

@Anon8

No anime whore can stand up against Doomguy OR GORDON FREEMAN.

CROWBAR TIME.

12 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-11-02 09:34:29 » #492454

What's she so nervous about? It certainly isn't about getting raped, because, although they're not gentlemen, those three would never dream of hurting a lady (provided said lady doesn't want to hurt them). If she's worrying about getting raped by monsters, then why? Gorden Freeman fought his way out of an alien infested research station and helped lead a resistance force to victory over a highly advance alien race; Duke Nukem's fought aliens and mutants on Earth and on alien ships and planets; and Sam "Serious" Stone had fought Mental's forces in just about every time period you could think of, as well as on alien worlds. Those three men are what monsters tell stories about to scare their own children!

33 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-11-07 15:34:05 » #498520

No crossover tag?

2 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-01-17 22:06:23 » #585605

But that isnt going to stop them from turning her into a meat condom, now is it? I've seen how people can flip...

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-01-30 13:14:04 » #601626

If all else fails, she's still a living nuke.

7 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-02-13 01:04:57 » #618218

"It's time to rape anime girls and listen some good metal... and I don't have the MP3!"
"Life is like a box of condoms!"
"I'm not gonna rape you, I'm gonna fuck your ass!"
"I cum where I please, and I please where I cum!"
"I love the smell of juiced cooch in the morning!"
"Hail to the dick, baby!"
"I like big boobs and I cannot lie!
"There're two ways this can end. And in both ways... you are my bitch!"

6 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-02-18 17:59:31 » #625025

Know exactly what you mean, you just brought new meaning to this picture.

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-02-27 10:03:28 » #635464

I'm sick of this "wouldn't hurt a lady" bullshit. For some reason it's okay for bitches to hurt a man, but not the other way around. Such bullshit. I sure as hell would and could hurt a lady. Fucking double standards.

10 Points Flag

eragon commented at 2011-05-09 17:29:28 » #726827

These guys have more important things to do than slaughter some chick.

8 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-07-01 23:41:08 » #793887

2 weapon-strapped musclemen from hell and a brilliant scientist who's gone through more... I think it's safe to say the trio has won.

3 Points Flag