GH-boy commented at 2010-04-29 20:49:18 » #288787

This week is CRAZY DISCOUNT WEEK at Ed's Coffin Market!!!! Come here to choose out of a wide range of variety for your own last cosy moment of life, and that for just 50% of the normal prize!

Take this beautiful piece of craftmanship for example! The topnotch quality yew wood has been clothed with 100% pink silk for the highest quality of comfort! And That for just $500!!! BUT! BUT! That's not all! Buy now and get this cute blond girl in lingerie for FREE! FOR FREE!!!

Don't wait any longer and come now! TO ED's COFFIN MARKET!!!

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corvus commented at 2010-04-30 17:50:29 » #289581

Yeah I'm gonna buy it just cause of the 'model'.

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Anonymous commented at 2010-05-14 07:48:25 » #301782

You and every other lolicon. Including me.
Then again, seeing how Rachel is at the very least 70.000 years old, the point is likely moot.

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corvus commented at 2010-07-16 00:27:18 » #366623

Is that a bad thing? At least 70.000 years of experience!

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Anonymous commented at 2010-10-03 11:09:00 » #459052

Rachel Alucard: The only person that knows how to sleep in a coffin the sexy way.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-01-16 01:14:26 » #583182

Do want. Do want very much.

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