Anonymous commented at 2010-02-08 23:36:25 » #221568

A cock-lightsaber? Oo

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Anonymous commented at 2010-02-10 19:49:49 » #222359

Regina's melee weapon in Dino Crisis 2 was a two footer stun baton, probably supposed to be a parody of that.

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For some reason, I'm not seeing dildo-slapping a velociraptor as being an effective defense.

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berufegoru commented at 2012-02-29 17:30:41 » #1012851

Worked in saints row..

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KINGROCKET commented at 2013-07-19 15:30:42 » #1363179

Well they say Velociraptors are very intelligent, so maybe they'll get grossed out by the fact that it can jizz and run away.....or it would make them pretty pissed off =w=

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KINGROCKET commented at 2013-07-19 15:32:13 » #1363180

^Also who know? Maybe dinosaurs weakness IS a dildo-saber that can eject a large amount of sperm. We just need to test it out first.

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