HYAAAAAA!!
D..Damn it! it goes on the right ear!
give it to me, now!
Ja...Jackie!!
Here they are!
HAHA!!!
The remaining people had their necks snapped!! Even Sammo Hung! and Chow Yun Fat was absorbed by Seagal! That's how he powered up so fast!
Then do you know THIS?!
I hate it...
Hate what?
you've made me into a complete idiot...
It doesn't change the fact that you were looking down on me...
I don't care..
Ok.... I got it... but I was screwed because I couldn't appear on [Matrix Sequels] because I was shooting [The One]....
I also watched [The One]! What the hell! Jet Li my ass! I don't want to fuse with a guy with that kind of English name!
You definetly had more power when we were shooting the [Forbidden Kingdom]! Was that your way of looking down on me?!
Brother Jackie! Please put this on your ear! He will destroy everything!
He... He is getting Closer!
But They will be no match for me even if they fuse, they will be only up to level of Van Damme! (referring to Jean Claude Van Damme)
Do I sense another one with power? hmm?
Jet Li!?
you... you're
(Sound of Teleportation)
Jackie!
I knew it! you were alive!
HERO
Oh and there is one more thing... This combination will never separate after doing it, all right!?
W...What?!
D- Damn it...!
You tell me that now!?
There! It's okay now, right!?
Thanks, Jackie!!
Wataah!!
So Jackie Chan and Jet Li fused... makes Bruce Lee?
And also...
Wataaaaah!!!!!!
This is the Super Bruce Lee!!
User Comments:
Anonymous commented at 2010-04-07 04:09:52 » #269141
best DBZ parody ever!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous commented at 2010-09-11 11:39:17 » #433348
IT'S ONLY HALF TRANSLATED!?!?!? NOOOO!!!!
~ Also yay Seagal lol
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Anonymous commented at 2010-09-15 04:49:06 » #437452
even seagull will never stand a chance against the legend...
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Anonymous commented at 2010-10-03 19:37:34 » #459677
fuse jackie chan and jet li, get Bruce Lee? Holy shit...
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Anonymous commented at 2010-10-19 18:22:42 » #478270
not bad, yeah. though still possible better. just remembered some episodes and frames face expressions were taken from XD
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neomaniak commented at 2011-02-01 13:42:57 » #604013
seagal is majin boo lol
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Chaelim commented at 2011-09-04 18:03:38 » #868469
So Bruce Lee didn't die, he just split into Jackie Chan and Jet Li?
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Kaioh commented at 2011-09-18 12:25:37 » #880291
the awesomeness of this pic makes me shred manly tears...
....dont ask.
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Anonymous commented at 2012-03-09 16:57:41 » #1019978
Steven Seagal is so fucked...
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