garsdal commented at 2010-07-02 21:00:16 » #352244

this man is either:
1: dead
2: paralyzed from his neck down
3: had his dick forcibly removed by a rusty spoon.

10 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-07-02 21:02:32 » #352247

Blond girl on knees at throne: "I swear, my lord, I have no idea what the bisexual fetish magazines were doing in my room. Or the lost panties. Or the love drugs...I have been into therapy for the previous incident since I was fifteen, remember, my lord? Please let me join them-I MEAN join YOU in finding the culprit!"

Count Anonymous: Who the fuck are you, why am i here, and HOW COME I HAVE NO DICK?!

13 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-07-15 09:30:55 » #365946

To be honest, I'd prolly' react the same way. :T

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Anonymous commented at 2010-07-27 06:00:28 » #379884

Maybe this is a POV shot and he is just so pimp that he can ignore all that and concertrait on the person who is talking to him

13 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-08-04 18:39:06 » #389443

he has his dick up again the girl's neck...I SHALL KNIGHT YOU Lady Anon the Facial babe -squirt-...


he's so pimp he can talk too u and get a handjob AND not end up with a fuckface

1 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-10-09 15:43:01 » #466382

When King Alexander viewed his kingdom, he wept, for there were no more lands to conquer.

10 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-10-10 06:30:42 » #467149

GOD having a harem SUCKS!

2 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-10-15 13:27:23 » #473432

Once upon a time, Prince William wanted to rule England.

But he had no dick.

The end.

5 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2010-11-24 13:16:57 » #518869

It might just be he's seen things far better...

1 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2011-01-25 22:19:30 » #595706

It looks like he's thinking

"I left for 5 minutes and they start doing this. And they won't even let me join!"

3 Points Flag