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Anonymous commented at 2012-07-08 10:51:28 » #1111581
Knight: i'm off to lay the dragon!
King: dont you mean SLAY the dragon?
Knight: why would i want to hurt, let along kill a dragon!?
King: because thats whats knights do!
Knight: Knights are meant to SLAY dragons!? damn, i thought we were meant to fuck 'em... i quit
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Knight: i'm off to lay the dragon!
King: dont you mean SLAY the dragon?
Knight: why would i want to hurt, let along kill a dragon!?
King: because thats whats knights do!
Knight: Knights are meant to SLAY dragons!? damn, i thought we were meant to fuck 'em... i quit
2 Points Flag
Anonymous commented at 2014-01-10 08:30:08 » #1468617
I thought it was more like:
Knight: I'm off to lay the dragon!
King: Slay, you mean Slay!
Knight: My sword has risen high for this dragon!
King: what?
Knight: I shall plumet it deep within the dragons lower half!
King: ...
Knight: It's about time after all, that I got paid to fuck everything I saw.
Court Adviser: Sir, Sir Goodlay is somewhat deaf, when you made the announcement...he probably heard you wrong.
...
...
Years later young half dragons terrorize many cities, and eventually found a kingdom of their own.
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I thought it was more like:
Knight: I'm off to lay the dragon!
King: Slay, you mean Slay!
Knight: My sword has risen high for this dragon!
King: what?
Knight: I shall plumet it deep within the dragons lower half!
King: ...
Knight: It's about time after all, that I got paid to fuck everything I saw.
Court Adviser: Sir, Sir Goodlay is somewhat deaf, when you made the announcement...he probably heard you wrong.
...
...
Years later young half dragons terrorize many cities, and eventually found a kingdom of their own.
1 Points Flag
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