Anonymous commented at 2016-04-27 21:52:00 » #1940350

Hmm...hmhmmm...CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-27 22:24:41 » #1940376

no

neither can my keystrokes

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-27 23:20:47 » #1940398

well... i guess there are worse holes he coulda shoved his head into

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-28 01:00:19 » #1940436

Welcome into the world of Pokemon! ... Wait you ARE a Pokemon...

Are you a boy or a girl?

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-28 23:36:57 » #1941063

You'd think the leading expert on pokemon wouldn't shove his head into a pokemon's ear.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-04-29 00:26:33 » #1941096

^ No, after Hey You, Pikachu! I'm pretty sure everyone realized Prof. Oak doesn't know shit about Pokemon.

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Evil_Emperor_Proteus commented at 2016-05-02 06:01:53 » #1942927

Pretty sure the "leading experts on Pokemon" in the setting are all frauds. That's why they get children to do their work for them and why the stupid Pokedex entries are so stupid, they're written by children. Remember when Rhyhorn could knock down the Empire State Building? Or when Rapidash could jump over it? Or how Slugma is hotter than the Sun? Or how Abra is a mutant Human child? Or how Heracross's brain is more advanced and faster than a super computer?

It's a load of shit made up by children.

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Anonymous commented at 2016-05-03 22:56:21 » #1943836

^Dude, you got over half of those Pokedex entries wrong. Kadabra is the human child and Metagross has the advanced brain. Heck, the examples you chose are some of the more tame ones.
Rhyhorn are known to charge wildly (and it only takes a bit of structural damage to take a building down).
Rapidash can learn Bounce.
Slugma, I'll admit, makes little sense.
People do transform into Pokemon in some of the games (just look at Bill or the Mystery Dungeon games).
And Metagross does have four brains.

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