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Anti_Gendou commented at 2016-03-20 19:56:42 » #1918658
I can't... stoop this low to buy it.
But I want to...
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I can't... stoop this low to buy it.
But I want to...
BaconMinion commented at 2016-03-20 20:02:03 » #1918662
I think I saw a video about a guy who tried to crowdfund buying one of these...
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I think I saw a video about a guy who tried to crowdfund buying one of these...
Anonymous commented at 2016-03-23 01:49:41 » #1919900
Just came back from one of the weirdest internet dives I've had in a while. If you go on the original 4chan thread, they even have videos of the product spokesperson talking at length about the features on these things, which is only made more hilarious by how the dude somehow manages to keep his composure all the way through the pitch.
"So both MY BIGASS BOOTY© and MY HUGE FUCKABLE BLACK ASS© models come with a connected tunnel for easy washing. The front entrance is ribbed for pleasure while the back one is smoothed, but you can go for either openings. Hell, you can go at it with a friend."
That's hardcore professionalism right there.
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Just came back from one of the weirdest internet dives I've had in a while. If you go on the original 4chan thread, they even have videos of the product spokesperson talking at length about the features on these things, which is only made more hilarious by how the dude somehow manages to keep his composure all the way through the pitch.
"So both MY BIGASS BOOTY© and MY HUGE FUCKABLE BLACK ASS© models come with a connected tunnel for easy washing. The front entrance is ribbed for pleasure while the back one is smoothed, but you can go for either openings. Hell, you can go at it with a friend."
That's hardcore professionalism right there.