Anonymous commented at 2015-02-13 23:23:40 » #1688264

Stomped one too many Goombas and abandoned too many Yoshis.

47 Points Flag

pyro_princess_ashley commented at 2015-02-13 23:26:30 » #1688266

Bowser got smart and finally put a restraining order on him.

53 Points Flag

BitchCommanderAsuka commented at 2015-02-13 23:39:51 » #1688273

"But it's A-me, Mario!!!"

96 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-02-13 23:50:01 » #1688280

I'm guessing this is for all the animal cruelty charges and "parking" violations he got with all those Yoshis.

21 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-02-14 05:20:57 » #1688391

Knew those "Mushrooms" were too good to be true.

43 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-02-14 06:17:35 » #1688410

Mama Mia...what he do this time?

21 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-02-14 07:42:32 » #1688427

Ouch, that hit me right in the childhood.

11 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-02-14 13:36:48 » #1688584

"This is-a bullshit! You have-a no proof!"

45 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2015-02-14 14:10:33 » #1688602

What ad is this from? This totally looks like it's from some 90's nintendo ad.

19 Points Flag

Klamen007 commented at 2015-02-14 14:45:09 » #1688624

Turns out his plumbing license was a fake.

38 Points Flag