Anonymous commented at 2013-10-04 09:33:15 » #1410621

reminds me of one of those stupid "travelling salesman / farmer / farmer daughter" jokes.

Travelling salesman shows up at a farm. The farmer is busy, so he tells his daughter to see what the guy wants. She's a hot little number, and they start flirting. Whatever the guy is selling is quickly forgotten about as she tells him to go to the barn out back. There's hole in one of the walls. Stick his penis through it, and she'll give him the time of his life on the other side. He heads on out, and finds the barn. Problem is there's several sides to it and several holes to choose from. He drops trou, and decides to go for hole #1. Two hours later he wakes up. The farmer and the daughter are both standing over him. "What happened?" "You stuck your dick through a hole in the barn where I hang the milking machine nozel. The nozel was so close to the hole that it was able to latch onto your penis. It doesn't stop until it gets 10 gallons."

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Anonymous commented at 2013-10-06 07:29:15 » #1411735

anon 1 you have my hat

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Fez_Paladin commented at 2013-10-06 22:11:03 » #1412091

I have to agree, that was a good story! :D

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Anonymous commented at 2013-10-22 14:12:35 » #1421385

Wouldn't that be around ten thousand ejaculations?

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Anonymous commented at 2013-10-29 02:30:47 » #1425705

"If you stick it in that vacuum, you will rip your dick off." "Are there multiple power settings?" "Yes, and both of them will rip your dick off."

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Anonymous commented at 2014-02-01 03:55:42 » #1480248

I'll go ahead and assume that's coming from experience mate?

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Anonymous commented at 2014-06-06 17:18:15 » #1547012

Return of the y-boner, with a vengeance!

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Anonymous commented at 2014-09-30 09:15:55 » #1610329

#1410621 - Two years' worth of semen etc.

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