Anonymous commented at 2013-05-19 19:29:28 » #1324199

Well it would probably do better then the others seeing as the giants only go after humans.

31 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2013-05-19 22:39:31 » #1324293

"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato."

32 Points Flag

jedi1357 commented at 2013-05-19 23:07:17 » #1324310

[slow clap] Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere … well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts. He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility. [slow clap] Good, that's still working.

7 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2013-05-19 23:47:48 » #1324338

This guy wins the internet

7 Points Flag

UngodlyGod commented at 2013-05-20 06:29:09 » #1324507

FAP FAP FAP
Cuz it's naked

18 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2013-05-21 20:05:26 » #1325417

Oh wow. XD This made my day.

10 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2013-05-28 12:41:03 » #1329241

SIE SIND DIE MENSCHEN UND WIR SIND DIE KARTOFFELN!

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Anonymous commented at 2013-09-14 19:58:56 » #1399192

As much as I might hate to be the one to point this out, 'jedi', but after reading your comment....you realize you just described yourself, right?

3 Points Flag

FlatBoard commented at 2013-11-27 16:03:00 » #1444047

You are what you eat. If this were true, then Sasha would be a mountain of potatoes.

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Anonymous commented at 2014-11-28 23:00:00 » #1643436

At first glance, this appeared to be a potato dual-wielding toasters; I laughed for a good ten seconds at that idea.

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