Chuster commented at 2013-01-15 22:45:18 » #1246665

NOOOO! Not the spoon!

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Anonymous commented at 2013-01-15 23:56:57 » #1246725

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

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Anonymous commented at 2013-03-04 23:08:52 » #1277194

This won't hurt at all, once you realize there's no spoon.

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Last_Time commented at 2013-04-21 16:01:19 » #1306675

Whaddya gonna do? You gonna hiOwww!

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Anonymous commented at 2013-04-28 15:48:12 » #1310915

I'm gonna cut your heart out with a spoon!

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Anonymous commented at 2013-05-06 03:10:27 » #1315544

When she's done you'll wish she used the knife.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-08-14 18:36:34 » #1379979

See, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you never just die quickly-- man, this one guy in New Haven, right?

City's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon. And I'm just laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, "aghhhhh!,” and, ah...you had to be there.


Anyway, the moral is: you're a bitch.

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liberty86 commented at 2014-04-10 13:25:08 » #1516948

If you touch my freind I will gut you with this spoon and feed you your own entails.....

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Anonymous commented at 2015-11-16 15:40:28 » #1849932

I thought of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

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