Donetta commented at 2012-08-27 10:02:24 » #1148436

Some say he sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his crash helmet on Britney Spears' head.

Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight.

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground.

Some say he was born in space, he's scared of bells, and confused by stairs.

But all we know it, he's called the Stig!

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termt commented at 2012-09-16 16:32:00 » #1162522

Some say that when he slows down brake lights come on in his buttocks, and that if he'd been the manager of the England football squad last week, he wouldn't have been a feckless ginger gum-chewing buffoon who ruined it for all of us. All we know is, he's called The Stig.
--Jeremy Clarkson [S10E8]:
I´ll just go ahead and leave this here:
www.somesaythestig.com/

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