Anonymous commented at 2012-10-13 01:47:03 » #1180078

Interviewer: "Okay, your resume is impressive and we like your personality."

Woman: "Umm, thank you."

Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Woman: * Grrrr.... that taco grande is catching up with me. Answer the question then excuse yourself to the restroom.*

Woman: "Well, I plan on establishing myself in this industry..." * Gruumble. *

Interviewer: "?!"

Woman: ".... it's my...."

Noise: 'Puurr...fart'

Woman: "Its the phone app I developed on the human digestive cycle. See this is the app"

'Woman pulls out phone.'

Interviewer:"Why this is a very inventive. To be honesty with you I filled this positon an hour ago."

Woman:"Oh.. thank you for your tim..."

Interviewer: "Wait! If you didn't just 'cut the tention' a moment ago you would have become the Art Director in our Marketing Department."

Woman:" What?"

Interviewer: "Your app is the type of technology we need for our company. You will be creative informative moblie phone software with in-house designers. Can I count on you to start with us on Monday."

Woman:"You can count on me sir! Thank you."

- The moral of the story is that nothing should get in the way of what you want. Charging horses or broken wind.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-11-18 07:45:50 » #1205940

I think they just asked how many cocks she can take at once.

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