Anonymous commented at 2012-09-08 16:28:29 » #1157080

I LOVE Zelda! She would look so good in bondage

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Anonymous commented at 2012-10-01 23:19:54 » #1172652

Either Link is gay, or a blind dumbass. I'd bang Zelda in a heartbeat.

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Nullname commented at 2012-10-11 00:55:37 » #1178907

Link's definitly gay. Of all the female characters he comes into contact with, he shows zero interest in any. Why do you think Midna immediatly left as soon as Ganondorf was defeated? After weeks of traveling endlessly with Link, Midna didn't spend even one more day in Hyrule to kick back with him? They don't even leave the desert. She gets her body back, and immediatly goes to the mirror. Why? Because she was all like, "Am I too beautiful, you can't speak?"
And Link smiled like an asshat.
"Seriously. I saved your life, you saved my life, and we just risked our lives together twenty times over after that, so we're definitly gonna bang. Hard. At least say SOMEthing."
"Oh, sorry. Uh...I'm gay."
Yep! It's true. They didn't include that cutscene. Totally happened, though.

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2012-10-24 08:25:34 » #1188038

Or she has her hand put down hard. Look at where it is... That is wince worthy.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-01-19 21:29:38 » #1249141

I bet Twilight Princess Zelda has a pussy like a vice. She could probably kill a man with it. She's just toying with him.

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Anonymous commented at 2013-12-15 16:33:55 » #1453806

It could be a pleasured look. Pleasure and pain tend to look quite similar during sex. Hence BDSM.

4 Points Flag

Anonymous commented at 2016-10-05 08:12:04 » #2029293

"Now remind me, who makes the rules around here?"

2 Points Flag