Anonymous commented at 2012-07-12 20:35:03 » #1114852

3 billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Porygon-Z, sent two Genesects back through time. Their mission: to destroy the leader of the human resistance, Ash Ketchum, my son. The first Genesect was programmed to strike at me in the year 1984, before Ash was born. It failed. The second was set to strike at Ash himself when he was still a child. As before, the resistance was able to send a lone warrior, a protector for Ash. It was just a question of which one of them would reach him first.

-Delia Ketchum

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Anonymous commented at 2012-07-12 20:39:45 » #1114855

Du dum du du dum...

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Anonymous commented at 2012-07-12 21:26:41 » #1114883

Oh god I nearly lol'd to death reading that. I'd be a strong movie but a good laugh.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-07-13 03:11:10 » #1115081

@ 1st Anon, prepare to be raided by the LAW

You know you're screwed when a pokemon has a friggin' laser pointed at your general direction

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Anonymous commented at 2012-07-13 09:59:15 » #1115253

GEN-209: [menacingly] Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.

GEN-209: You now have 15 seconds to comply.

GEN-209: You are in direct violation of Penal Code 1.13, Section 9.

GEN-209: You have 5 seconds to comply.

GEN-209: Four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to use physical force!

"Ratta Tatta Tatta Tat!!"

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BaconMinion commented at 2012-07-13 10:19:55 » #1115255

And then it fell down some stairs. Or was hacked by a child and became as loyal as a puppy.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-07-13 23:04:39 » #1115700

Ho-oh Says hai.

:)

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