maniacal_tentacle_monster commented at 2011-11-27 14:17:21 » #936938

And thus, pumpkin pie was made.

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ThatOtherGuy commented at 2011-11-27 14:49:59 » #936949

More like pumpkin creampie, amirite?

And now, I can't help but wonder if somewhere in the world, a group of high teenagers actually went and did this.

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Anonymous commented at 2011-11-27 16:28:43 » #936997

A guy, let's call him me, is fucking the left eye of a pumpkin...
If that pumpkin didn't want it, why was it smiling at me?
Jager...

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Anonymous commented at 2011-12-11 23:01:14 » #949022

I asked someone if they liked pumpkins.
They replied "Fuck pumpkins!"
So I did.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-07-07 14:15:22 » #1110858

THAT'S IT! PUMP DAT PUMPKIN! PUMP DAT PUMPKIN, BABY!
COME ON! PUMP DAT PUMPKIN! PUMP DAT PUMPKIN!
KEEP PUMPKIN-PUMPING, BABY!

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Anonymous commented at 2014-12-20 08:39:50 » #1655727

"Excuse me, uh, you reckon' you could give me permission to date your pumpkin?" - Early Cuyler, Squidbillies episode 1.

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