Anonymous commented at 2011-07-31 19:47:37 » #831333

"I thought my hair straightener was my vibrator!!"

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ragdoll commented at 2011-08-01 13:23:18 » #832134

Somehow I don't think anyone's going to buy the old "my straightener turned into a dick and jizzed all over my head" excuse...

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objecterror commented at 2011-08-01 19:26:06 » #832459

let me guess, this guys penis is some how a hair straightener from a strange world

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objecterror commented at 2011-08-01 19:26:45 » #832460

her reaction is hilarious.."OH NO THERE IS JIZZ IN MY HAIR" I'd think a normal reaction would be "WTF".

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Anonymous commented at 2011-09-16 16:07:49 » #878786

needs What tag

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Anonymous commented at 2011-11-08 06:23:21 » #921721

Needs the "portable cock" tag.

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Xalrun commented at 2011-11-08 06:58:39 » #921729

It doesn't need that at all you stupid ass. stop trying to make up tags.

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Anonymous commented at 2012-03-17 10:30:35 » #1026227

♪ I was straightening my hair at night, from all the sudden something didn't feel right, when I took a look to the it was a weird sight, there was JIZZ IN MY HAIR ♪

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