Granted, you are now my dimmason, and dimmaheir of me, Doug Dimmadome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, and some dimmaday will dimmainherit the dimmafortune and Dimmsdale Dimmadome.


JOIN THE DIMMAHIVE, WE ARE ALL THE DIMMADOME
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I wish I had a limitless credit card.

As a technician that sound like a bsod truly spooked me.

Granted, you have a credit card that can have limitless debt. -10,000$ for that wish.

I want a chili dog. Gotta go fast.

Granted! You get a chilli dog, now you will be going very fast for the next several weeks to reach the bathroom from the explosive diarrhea.

I wish I had my own private spaceship.

Fuck, you just made me remember that I had to go through a similar situation like 2 months ago. I liked to eat hot dogs from a gas station, after eating them regularly, one of them bombed my guts so badly that I had diarrhea and pain for like 4 days. I stopped eating that shit instantly.

Granted, It is the slowest ship in town and it looks like a school bus in space.

I wish to have a holo gf, specifically Joi from Blade Runner 2049.

The holo gf has an unbearable amount of brightness, making looking at her a very painful activity.

I wish I had $5 million dollars deposited secretly into my back account. It's all legal money, the IRS has already accounted for it and won't come and try to take or tax it, only I know about it, and it's all for me. It's not borrowed money and it's not something I owe to anyone.

media.tenor.com/ZhsmCPuTYzMAAAAC/cool-im.gif Problem solved.

Boys, today we can double team my very bright holo gf, get the masks giphy.com/gifs/benglabs-yes-hat-meRrY6Wb5TDYA


Granted. *I raise inflation 2000% instantly*. Enjoy your money.

I wish I had a Lamborghini Aventador.

That shit spawns right inside your apartment, fucking up some furniture in the process. Also good luck getting it out. But hey at least you have a Lamborghini Aventador!

I wish had a computer that can actually run decent games

You get one but it turns every game you buy into gollum.

Oh, hell yeah. But I got a damn Lambo.

Granted, you get a computer that can run the most decent games, from 1994.

I wish to know when Half Life 3 will be released.

damn i used to work at a gas station. One of the first western style american type stations with a store and food, we had hot dogs and donuts (well more of the berliner type) and we would be amazed at the dumbasses that bought any hahaha. It was all rat infested warehouse kept, and we didnt wash our hands too hahaha



You get a vision of the very day and hour of release, and you die a few seconds later.

I wish I was an expert fighting game player