No problemo i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/265/389/cdc.jpg I still get a few seconds of heaven.

Granted. Everything now tastes like mud for you. Bon Appetit.

I want to be youtu.be/oNjQXmoxiQ8?t=59

That wish by itself is corrupted, it's name is Prader-Willie Syndrome, people with that syndrome are always feeling the pain of starvation even tho they may be about to explode because of how much shit they are eating.

I noticed that. But as a genie you have to grant the wish you know. And twist it.

If someone wants to eat a lot, how do you mess with him. Take the pleasure out of eating.

Dude, you don't even have to remove the pleasure of eating, what's the point of enjoying a nice pie if you never feel full? It tastes great but you feel like starving, even a good genie wouldn't be able to find a way to make it nice with a wording like that.

The thing is, I believe his wish doesn't have the forever hungry part.

I think he just want to be in he normal state you know, no hunger, no full. And be able to eat without limits.

You guys are over thinking this thing, I meant it like oh wouldn't it be nice to like eat that delicious ice cream as much as I like without feeling horrible and stuffed after. Not hungry, or some medical thing, nor some technicalities you need to hyper fixate on.
And you keep breaking the flow of the thread.


I wish I could talk to pigeons.

But I got the wish right. Your ice cream is no longer delicious. Wish corrupted. Also, I didn't got my wish granted.


I mean, technically you can do that right now. Go to a park.

Granted. You can talk and understand pigeons you'll notice that truly all the can say is "coo", no meaning, just "coo".

I wish to make the Pokémon real.

Oops pardon, this genie was distracted. I will grant both your wishes



Pokemon are real. And you are a forever young top percentage Rattata belonging to a young Pokémon trainer Joey.

I wish I knew Kung Fu

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Granted. You are now 10 times slower. Good luck Jackie Chan.

I wish to have Superman's powers, without the kryptonite weakness.

Granted. You have Supermans power and no kryptonite weakness, your weakness is now every other rock and mineral on the planet.

I wish I had the powers of a Jedi.