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roddyrichbal - Group: Member - Total Posts: 1
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Posted on: 10/28/23 09:47PM

ThePigeon said:
DougDimmadome said:
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Granted. But she only wants to do you while you are flaccid.

I wish to play the piano like a boss.
i.kym-cdn.com/entries/ico...043/184/burning_piano.jpg

Granted. But you have extremely aggressive prostate cancer.
I wish for diplomatic immunity.



ThePigeon - Group: Member - Total Posts: 3915
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Posted on: 10/29/23 10:35AM

roddyrichbal said:
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You get an F.

Granted. But you get turned into a baby, forever. Agoo! very useful immunity.

I wish to have a time machine.



Orphan_crippler - Group: Member - Total Posts: 324
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Posted on: 10/29/23 01:10PM

Wish human-like cowgirls were real and compatible with humans



ThePigeon - Group: Member - Total Posts: 3915
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Posted on: 10/29/23 01:36PM

Orphan_crippler said:
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Granted. They have the intelligence of a cow and they shit cow sized dungs, every 5 minutes.



SadSap - Group: Member - Total Posts: 2734
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Posted on: 10/29/23 02:23PM

ThePigeon said:
filth

why in the fuck would type this out

whyyyy

I guess the corrupt a wish thread truly does exist to see everyone's dream fantasies go to die.

Anyway, I may have said something similar in the past, but I sure would love to be a thicc-o-mancer. How that works, is that if I say certain words, I can telepathically increase the size of breasts, thighs, and asses of any human female I choose (and given that they consent). The size can only be tripled at maximum, so nothing too intense.



ThePigeon - Group: Member - Total Posts: 3915
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Posted on: 10/29/23 03:26PM

SadSap said:
why in the fuck would type this out

whyyyy

i.imgflip.com/7vpfsc.jpg I love being evil. And this thread is as good exercise to my imaginative muscle.

SadSap said:
I sure would love to be a thicc-o-mancer.

Granted. But, the mass you add to girls comes from you. How much you will take?

I wish to have a nice perfect, apple pie.



Orphan_crippler - Group: Member - Total Posts: 324
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Posted on: 10/29/23 03:30PM

ThePigeon said:
Granted. They have the intelligence of a cow...

i.imgur.com/HWS3i7n.gif

ThePigeon said:
... and they shit cow sized dungs, every 5 minutes.

i.imgur.com/zY9cMT6.gif



DougDimmadome - Group: Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome - Total Posts: 1651
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Posted on: 10/29/23 04:07PM

Try to keep the flow of the thread guys, you need to corrupt the previous wish and then make your own.

SadSap said:
why in the fuck would type this out


Thats the point of the thread, being an evil genie and then seeing your own wishes twisted.


I wish to have a nice perfect, apple pie.

Granted.
You get the most perfect apple pie ever...after the kid in the movie American Pie is done fucking it.

I wish I had the power to instantly read any book I touch.



ThePigeon - Group: Member - Total Posts: 3915
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Posted on: 10/29/23 04:19PM

Orphan_crippler said:
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The second part was specifically designed for when you said, "well, I can still fuck her"

DougDimmadome said:
You get the most perfect apple pie ever...after the kid in the movie American Pie is done fucking it.

Nooooo, I wanted my pie virgin.

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I wish I had the power to instantly read any book I touch.

Granted, you can read them but you forget them in less than 30 seconds.


I wish to have X-Ray vision. Let's check those undies.



DougDimmadome - Group: Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome - Total Posts: 1651
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Posted on: 10/29/23 04:30PM

ThePigeon said:
I wish to have X-Ray vision. Let's check those undies.


Granted. But every time you activate your xray vision power, a loud announcer saying "pervert in the area" sounds 5 kilometers around you.

I wish I could eat anything I want and never feel full.



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