Granted. But you have extremely aggressive prostate cancer.
I wish for diplomatic immunity.

You get an F.

Granted. But you get turned into a baby, forever. Agoo! very useful immunity.

I wish to have a time machine.

Wish human-like cowgirls were real and compatible with humans

Granted. They have the intelligence of a cow and they shit cow sized dungs, every 5 minutes.

why in the fuck would type this out

whyyyy

I guess the corrupt a wish thread truly does exist to see everyone's dream fantasies go to die.

Anyway, I may have said something similar in the past, but I sure would love to be a thicc-o-mancer. How that works, is that if I say certain words, I can telepathically increase the size of breasts, thighs, and asses of any human female I choose (and given that they consent). The size can only be tripled at maximum, so nothing too intense.

i.imgflip.com/7vpfsc.jpg I love being evil. And this thread is as good exercise to my imaginative muscle.


Granted. But, the mass you add to girls comes from you. How much you will take?

I wish to have a nice perfect, apple pie.

Try to keep the flow of the thread guys, you need to corrupt the previous wish and then make your own.



Thats the point of the thread, being an evil genie and then seeing your own wishes twisted.


Granted.
You get the most perfect apple pie ever...after the kid in the movie American Pie is done fucking it.

I wish I had the power to instantly read any book I touch.

The second part was specifically designed for when you said, "well, I can still fuck her"


Nooooo, I wanted my pie virgin.


Granted, you can read them but you forget them in less than 30 seconds.


I wish to have X-Ray vision. Let's check those undies.

Granted. But every time you activate your xray vision power, a loud announcer saying "pervert in the area" sounds 5 kilometers around you.

I wish I could eat anything I want and never feel full.