I wish i was ripped apart, limbs and all, and eaten alive by a pack of predatory animals, likely big cats

Granted, from now on your posts are replaced by ChatGPT



Granted! Before you can bite into it, you are busted by the Pepperoni Police and imprisoned in a dungeon on charges of possession of a perfect pizza.

I wish there was a Michelin Star Japanese restaurant in my street

Those fokers messing with me again.

Granted, but you are the only person that gets instant diarrhea the instant you eat the food from the restaurant.

I wish to have invisibility powers.

Granted! You can turn invisible, but only if nobody, including yourself, is looking at you.

I wish I could play the guitar!

Granted, but you can only play the guitar while getting fucked. Someone have to be inside you.

I wish that I was groovy baby.

That's great! I'll be the first person to invent a new musical genre; The Fuck Rock. and we will call our band the Bang Bros



you're so groovy, you attract all the most aggressive wasps in the area.

I wish I had a billion dollars in gold!

Granted by airdrop directly to your precise location. That is, on top of your head.

I wish for zero opportunities to make a corruptible wish.

Ahn~ *Guitar solo*


Granted. *I seal your mouth shut, matrix style* Now you can't make corruptible wishes.

I wish to be sexier. Is that even possible?

You are going bald.

I wish all the blind people of the world could see for just 30 seconds.

Granted, every second will be pure agony. And they will know it was you that caused it.

I wish that no one can die. No matter what.
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