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spiderfan - Group: Unofficial Gardener's Guild - Total Posts: 1254
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Posted on: 10/27/23 04:37PM

I wish i was ripped apart, limbs and all, and eaten alive by a pack of predatory animals, likely big cats



DougDimmadome - Group: Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome - Total Posts: 1651
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Posted on: 10/27/23 04:54PM

spiderfan said:
I wish i was ripped apart, limbs and all, and eaten alive by a pack of predatory animals, likely big cats


Granted, from now on your posts are replaced by ChatGPT

ThePigeon said:
I want a perfect pizza.


Granted! Before you can bite into it, you are busted by the Pepperoni Police and imprisoned in a dungeon on charges of possession of a perfect pizza.

I wish there was a Michelin Star Japanese restaurant in my street



ThePigeon - Group: Member - Total Posts: 3915
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Posted on: 10/27/23 06:26PM

DougDimmadome said:
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Those fokers messing with me again.

Granted, but you are the only person that gets instant diarrhea the instant you eat the food from the restaurant.

I wish to have invisibility powers.



DougDimmadome - Group: Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome - Total Posts: 1651
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Posted on: 10/27/23 06:43PM

ThePigeon said:
I wish to have invisibility powers.


Granted! You can turn invisible, but only if nobody, including yourself, is looking at you.

I wish I could play the guitar!



ThePigeon - Group: Member - Total Posts: 3915
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Hahaha
Posted on: 10/27/23 07:19PM

DougDimmadome said:
I wish I could play the guitar!

Granted, but you can only play the guitar while getting fucked. Someone have to be inside you.

I wish that I was groovy baby.



DougDimmadome - Group: Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome - Total Posts: 1651
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Posted on: 10/27/23 07:31PM

That's great! I'll be the first person to invent a new musical genre; The Fuck Rock. and we will call our band the Bang Bros

ThePigeon said:
I wish that I was groovy baby.


you're so groovy, you attract all the most aggressive wasps in the area.

I wish I had a billion dollars in gold!



minmeionvinyl - Group: Member - Total Posts: 28
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Posted on: 10/27/23 07:34PM

DougDimmadome said:
I wish I had a billion dollars in gold!


Granted by airdrop directly to your precise location. That is, on top of your head.

I wish for zero opportunities to make a corruptible wish.



ThePigeon - Group: Member - Total Posts: 3915
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I see what you did there.
Posted on: 10/27/23 07:56PM

DougDimmadome said:
That's great! I'll be the first person to invent a new musical genre; The Fuck Rock. and we will call our band the Bang Bros

Ahn~ *Guitar solo*

minmeionvinyl said:
I wish for zero opportunities to make a corruptible wish.

Granted. *I seal your mouth shut, matrix style* Now you can't make corruptible wishes.

I wish to be sexier. Is that even possible?



jedi1357 - Group: Moderator - Total Posts: 5724
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Posted on: 10/28/23 11:46AM

ThePigeon said:

I wish to be sexier. Is that even possible?


You are going bald.

I wish all the blind people of the world could see for just 30 seconds.



ThePigeon - Group: Member - Total Posts: 3915
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I was expecting something like, boom, you are now sexier to bugs.
Posted on: 10/28/23 02:09PM

jedi1357 said:
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Granted, every second will be pure agony. And they will know it was you that caused it.

I wish that no one can die. No matter what.
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