How does Covet work? Is it a ranged attack, or does the Eevee need to make physical contact first? Is it chance based or does it have any countermeasures?

If it is a ranged ability with no counter, then I guess I'm just boned and I'll only be able to kick one or two of them before getting overwhelmed. What then is the point of this exercise, if whatever you have within reach to defend yourself is instantly negated?

But if it is a touch spell, I still have the reach advantage with the kukri and may cut down a handful before going down.

If they're 2 or more, consider me dead

It's touch, the move has to make contact and the evee MUST survive said contact to pull it off successfully.

Man, you guys are coming up with all these violent answers, meanwhile I'd just like to pick up and cuddle the cute things :(

Just stack them vertically. Quadrupeds hate being stacked. If the pile gets so tall that the Eevees up top will get hurt should the stack fall, there will be a mutual dedication to maintaining the balance. Now you're free to walk away.

They would easily take me out and some

I toss my cheese dip and chips at them, and light up the bong. I have one bottle of liquor at hand at the moment. Perhaps that would distract some of them. For the female ones, I display my manliness and hope. And whimper a bit. If they're violent after that, I'll have to reach for the Frank book by Jim Woodring. "Oh, hey, look at this."

I only have 2 hands for pets and cuddles. But that doesn't mean they can't dog pile me and fluff me into a joygasm.

None, just lay on the ground and they can eat me.

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